"Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied."

"These days an income is something you can't live without--or within."

"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."